“President Andrew Johnson once said, ‘If I am to be shot at, I want Gnome Ann to be in the way of the bullet.’”
“President Andrew Johnson once said, ‘If I am to be shot at, I want Gnome Ann to be in the way of the bullet.’”
Lmao what the frick is this???
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thinking about them
The bottom two panels are them responding to “do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband”
Also what they say if you ask them if they’re married
enough time has passed that I can say Mort’s reaction was entirely justified
Please unmute this
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this
the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment
Help my oddish has been adopted by a falinx. They think she's a falink..? Please help I can't seperate her from them
sorry i don’t see any oddish here. just an abnormally long chain of falinks. please carry on with your day and let these soldiers march on
peoplegettingreallymadatghosts:
important information to help you out there
need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world