quasi-normalcy:

“President Andrew Johnson once said, ‘If I am to be shot at, I want Gnome Ann to be in the way of the bullet.’”

meowth-from-team-rocket:

Lmao what the frick is this???

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airyairyaucontraire:

lamphouse:

zzoupz:

thinking about them

The bottom two panels are them responding to “do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband”

Also what they say if you ask them if they’re married

xenosagaepisodeone:

enough time has passed that I can say Mort’s reaction was entirely justified

girl-kendallroy:

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

peoplegettingreallymadatghosts:

important information to help you out there

stealthrockdamage:

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world