May 2012
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chekhov:
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
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what: kawaiians: can u imagine picking up a dead... →
kawaiians:
can u imagine picking up a dead horse and baby out of a crater and putting shades on the baby and then carrying the horse back to your apartment up the stairs into the elevator through ur apartment door hoping the neighbors dont see not giving a fuck when they do and then you sit…
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tsundere: hey, I just met you
tsundere: and this is crazy
tsundere: but here's my number
tsundere: b-but it's not like I want you to call me or anything!
tsundere: yandere passu
yandere: hey, I just met you
yandere: and this is crazy
yandere: but i love you a lot
yandere: so here's my number
yandere: so, call me okay?
yandere:
yandere:
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
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becdecorbin:
suddenly I don’t feel so good
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god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
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MY RANCOR STORY
bogleech:
When I was only three years old in 1986, my local “Kiddie City” had a 1983 Rancor figure still on its clearance shelf. I had never seen the films, but everything about this gnarly brown monster called out to me, and I begged for it every time I saw it until it was finally mine.
My mother, however, was the was the type of person who didn’t want a child my age to have any concept at...
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sleepdepravity:
one day i will see a church
and it will not melt
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sleepdepravity:
my melting babies
my
melting
babies
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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hotsteamypackageofpiester started following you
Congratulations Piester, as follower #120 you win absolutely nothing
(Hello)
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chuckquizmo:
veganbuttholeexplosion:
nobodys buying things from my neopets shop
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